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George Zimmerman Can’t Auction Off His Child-Murdering Gun Now, RIP America
Poor murder weapon has to wait to find a new home. [Update: New development; see end of post] Oh, hi, America’s sociopaths, looks like you’re just going to have to wait for another chance to bid on...
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Weedlord Bonerhitler PWNS!!!1! George Zimmerman’s Dumb Murder Weapon Auction
He thinks good George Zimmerman’s attempt to get his historic child-shooting weapon into the hands of a firearms collector/murder fetishist who appreciates its value as an artifact of Zimmerman’s...
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Missouri Rescues Second Amendment From Tyranny Of So-Called Concealed Carry...
Also not allowed to ask where she concealed that. A great week for freedom-loving gun humpers in Missouri, where Republicans in the state legislature used a clever parliamentary maneuver to kill a...
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Putin Tells Trump Not To Listen To Mean Old CIA. Wonkagenda for January 6, 2017
Intelligence officials told Congress they’re pretty damn positive Russia was behind U.S. election hacking and that Donald Trump’s pissing off the intel community by incessantly tweeting his doubts....
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Study Finds Florida’s ‘Stand Your Ground’ Law Increases Homicides. Is That Bad?
It’s a Jon McNaughton, so you know it’s good! A study in the January issue of JAMA Internal Medicine finds that Florida’s “Stand Your Ground” law, passed in 2005, resulted in an “abrupt and sustained...
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Florida ‘Stand Your Ground’ Law Might Get Even More Murder-licious!
What if Florida Man gets scared? Ah, Florida’s Stand Your Ground law! It is that thing that makes sure total innocents like George Zimmerman are safe from young black boys in hoodies they’re following...
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Congress Will Put All The Teen Sexters IN JAIL, Where They Obviously Belong!
What if teenage Devin Nunes had sexted his girlfriend? Should he have gone to jail for 15 YEARS? Guess so, because he voted for this bill. Here’s a great idea that will really do a lot of good for...
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March Goes Out With A Lamb! Wonkagenda For Wed., March 14, 2018
Good Morning and Happy Pi-Day Wonketariat! Here’s some of the things we may be talking about today. At stupid-early o’clock this morning, NBC called the Pennsylvania 18th for Conor Lamb. He squeaked...
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